In the midst of planning a wedding…
I have come to realize that some
“wedding tips”
are such bad suggestions
that they are funny.
Even wedding guru; Martha Stewart
had a few bridal gown DO’S
that I think are BIG DO NOTS!
#1} DON’T tie a ribbon
around your head
(even if the color is gorgeous!)
Worse Case Scenario: you trip on it
Worst Case Scenario: your Dad steps on it
as he leaves you at the altar
and you’re left with an un-tied
gorgeous ribbon
just hanging off your head
#2} DON’T tie a pretty ribbon
around your neck
Worse Case Scenario: your guests
giggle
instead of cry
as you walk down aisle
Worst Case Scenario: your Groom
does the same thing
#3} DON’T use ribbon to enhance your
Vera Wang bridal gown
(even though Martha told you it’s okay)
Worse Case Scenario: you make
your expensive dress look like a
Project Runway disaster
from a contestant who
DID NOT listen to Tim Gunn and
DID NOT “make it work”
Worst Case Scenario: guests think
you made your OWN bridal gown :)
3 comments:
Ha! That was SO fun!! Great blog today zip!
Love this! You are too funny! But you're right about the ribbons. Just because Martha and Tim say OK, it's really not a good look. Love the reference to a bad Project Runway look. Love your blog! - Nance
Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I cracked up when I saw these tips. They are so bad! Martha must've been on vacation :) xo
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